1. Mine is- Never trust on girls coz they didn’t care any boy
2. You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
3. Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess.
4. She likes him, He likes her. Everyone knows, Except them.
5. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
6. Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get boared.
7. In every girl’s heart there is a sea of secrets she wont ever let you swim in.
8. If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, Then he should first create a heaven for her.
9. If you have to convince someone you are right for them, Then maybe they are not right for you.
10. Behind every untrusting girl, Is a boy who lied, cheated, Broke his promises to her.
11. Women are meant to be loved, Not to be understood.
12. That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.
13. Don’t be a woman that needs a man …. Be a woman a man needs.
14. Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
15. Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.
16. Every girl is an angel. Don’t waste time in selecting unique. Instead spend time in understanding them.
17. She can be your best friend, Worst enemy or a real sweetheart. It all depends on how you treat her.
18. Girls with the prettiest smiles, Always seem to tell the saddest stories.
19. Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
20. A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
21. The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she’s in your heart and on your mind.
22. I’m not one in a million kind of girls. I’m once in a lifetime kind of woman.
23. A woman brought you into this world. Therefore you have no right to disrespect one.
24. Silence is a girls loudest cry. You know she’s really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
25. Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
26. A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
27. If you have a good boyfriend, Don’t make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.
28. A true lady doesn’t demand, She thanks and true man doesn’t promise, He commit’s.
29. Don’t cry over a guy, Let a guy cry over you. Bcz girls give and forgive but boys get and forget.
30. Boys think of girls like books. If the cover does not catch their eyes, They won’t bother to read whats inside.
31. Wait for the boy who will do anything to be your everything.
32. If you treat her the same way you treat others, How is she supposed to know that she is special to you?
33. If a guy doesn’t get jealous when you’re with other guys, He doesn’t honestly care about you.
34. If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
35. Never Judge The Beauty Of A Girl By Her Profile Picture.. Judge It By The Photos She Is Tagged In..!! 
36. Why do girls run away from people that make them happy and stay with the ones who don’t…….
37. Most guys are players until that one special girl comes along that makes them lose their game.
38. Okay future girlfriend, You can stop playing hide and seek now :-)Why a daughter loves her father more….Bcz She knows he is the only men who can never Hurt her…..
39. With women the heart argues, Not the mind.
40. Every girl deserves a guy who will say, “I can’t imagine my life without you”.
41. Dear Boys I have sent you a “Friend Request” Not a “Marriage Proposal” so kindly stop over acting :p
42. Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it’s played.
    
    
43. He thinks he’s a player, But he doesn’t know she’s the coach.
44. Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.
45. The problem with us girls is that we fall for boys who gives us the sweetest words they never really mean.
46. When guys get jealous, it’s kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.
47. Boys, if you pay more attention to the words of every girl’s favourite songs, you’ll find out everything she’s too afraid to say.
48. 5 Things A Girl Could Not Live Wihout: 1. Make-up 2. Cell phone 3. Her purse 4. The mall 5. Her best friends.
49. Boys are like songs: Some of them you like and listen to all the time, but there is that one you just can’t get out of your head.
50. Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get…Guys play to get hard.
51. Girls know how to fake smiles and guys know how to fake feelings.
52. Dear boys, Please suprise us and text us first? Love every girl.
53. A girl will not admit she’s wrong because she believes her heart and her heart says she’s right.
54. Dear guys,We love when you share your feelings, it doesn’t make you any less of a man, it just makes you more adorable.
55. Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. But shes cute, so Im gonna like it.Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long but guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.
56. Boys are like busses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time…
57. My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
58. If you make a boy laugh, he likes you. But if you can make him cry he loves you.
59. If a boy wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
60. Boys are just like bubble gum: Sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.
61. Im a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, Im not lying!

    Most guys want to be a girl’s first. Smart guys want to be her last. Lucky guys get to be both.

    A boy will never forget the girl he couldn’t have. A girl will never forget the boy she should have had.

    Okay boys, ‘being honest’ isn’t an excuse to be a douchebag.

    I hate boys who will continue to argue with a female. You will never win. Girls keep going until they get the last word, or piss you off.

    I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.

    Some guys say that natural girls are best, yet when a pouty, fake comes along…they start drooling.

    Fellas: The most precious gift you can give a girl is the gift of your time and attention.

    I hate boys, most of them don’t know how much one word can hurt a girl.

    Girls go from ‘I hate boys, they are all the same’ to Oh I love him he gonna be my husband’ in a week and wonder why they always single…

    Nothing is sexier than a girl who knows how to take control.

    Touch her heart….not her body. Steal her attention…not her virginity. Make her smile….don’t waste her tears.

    I’m a girl but I’d rather hang out with boys because it is less drama.

    I hate boys who can’t treat their girls right, disrespect their mom’s, don’t want a job and want to smoke to fit in.

    I hate boys who think they can get any girl.

    Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind.

    I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

    Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.

    I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

    A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

    God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

    No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She’s a girl, and you have to respect that.

    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

    Respect her like your mother, protect her like your daughter & love her like your wife.

    I’m his first and last. He is my one and only.

    Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

    Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

    Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.

    I Like to study …. arithmetic, NO …. world history, NO …. chemistry, NO …. GIRLS, YES!!!

    Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.

    Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.

    The problem of being a good guy … Its that the bad ones get the girls.

    Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

    Love is the whole history of a woman’s life, it is but an episode in a man’s.

    Boys are great, Every girl should have one.

    I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens:)

    Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT. she’s a girl not a cup of tea.

    A girl doesn’t need to tell you how she feels. Its written all over the way she behaves when you are around.

    Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.

    Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I’m better off without you!

    Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 

    Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who’ll stay true to her!

    Too many teenagers are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be.

    Every girl wants to mean something to somebody. All it takes is a little text to show her she’s on your mind.

    No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She’s a girl, and you have to respect that.

    Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

    Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

    Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

    This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

    If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.
    Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday 
    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
    I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens:)
    Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls
    Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.
    To boy, girls are just city buses. There’s another one every five minutes.
    Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.
    when a girl asks a guy to listen a song, its because the lyrics are all the words she’s afraid to say.
    Girl does not need to tell how she feels, Its written all over the way she behaves whe you are around.
    Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
    Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.
    A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl..
    According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.
    Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
    I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we are really not that different, me and you.
    Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
    Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
    Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I have seen.
    When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she’ll love it.
    Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he’ll start chasing you.
    That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.
     God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.
    WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
    Love is the whole history of a woman’s life, it is but an episode in a man’s.
    I wanna be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.
    Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.
    Girls Theory “Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE”
    There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged.

. हर बार हम पर इल्ज़ाम लगा देते हो मोहब्बत का, कभी खुद से भी पूछा है इतने हसीन क्यों हो।

2. Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ….Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai 

3. Selfie लेने वालों के हाथ कानुन से भी लम्बे होते हैं ।

4. हम क्यों ग़म करें गर वो हमें ना मिले……अरे ! ग़म तो वो करें जिसे हम ना मिले…

5. दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है…! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है…!!

6. मुझे इतना भी मत घुमा ए जिंदगी, मै शहर का शायर हूँ , “MRF का टायर” नही –

7. हर ट्राफीक सिग्नल तेरी याद दिलाता है,,,,,तूने भी कुछ इस तरह रंग बदले थे…

8. मेरा Status पढने के बजाय कोई Book पढ़ो…

9. जी भर गया है तो बता दो हमें इनकार पसंद है इंतजार नहीं…!

10. रेल मंत्री से बस एक ही गुज़ारिश है, मग्गे की चेन लंबी कर दें.

11. अरे यार !! यूँ ही हम “दिल” साफ रखा करते थे,,,,पता नहीं था किमत “चहेरे की होती है”

12. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!!!

13. आप जिस पर आँख बंद करके भरोसा करते हैं, अक्सर वही आप की आँखें खोल जाता है.

14. हमसफ़र खूबसूरत नहीं.. सच्चा होना चाहिए .

15. Mausam ki misaal du ya tumhari, Koi puch betha h badalna kisko kehte h –

16. कैसे बनेगा अमीर वो हिसाब का कच्चा बूढा भिखारी, जो बस एक रुपये के बदले सिग्नल पे खड़ा बेशकीमती दुआए दे देता है।

17. आइना जब भी उठाया करो.. “पहले देखो”…फिर “दिखाया करो”.!!

18. छुपा लूंगा तुझे इसतरह से बाहों में;हवा भी गुज़रने के लिए इज़ाज़त मांगे;हो जाऊं तेरे इश्क़ में मदहोश इस तरह;कि होश भी वापस आने के इज़ाज़त मांगे.

19. हुकुमत वो ही करता है जिसका दिलो पर राज हो…!! वरना यूँ तो गली के मुर्गो के सर पे भी ताज होता है…!!

20. Mat pucha karo mujhse ki tum mere kya lagte ho Dil k liye dhadkan zaruri h, or mere liye tum….!!

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21. खोने की दहशत और पाने की चाहत न होती, तो ना ख़ुदा होता कोई और न इबादत होती .

22. जरूरत और चाहत में बहुत फ़र्क है… कमबख्त़ इसमे तालमेल बिठाते बिठाते ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है !!!!

23. हमारा कत्ल करने की उनकी साजीश तो देखो…… गुजरे जब करीब से तो चेहरे से पर्दा हटा लिया….

24. लाख‬ दिये ‪‎जलाले‬ अपनी ‪‎गली‬ मे..? मगर ‪रोशनी‬ तो ‪हमारे‬ आने से ही ‪‎होगी‬.

25. Jee karta hai muft me hi use apni jaan de du, Itne masoom kharid’dar se kya len-den karna…

26. कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…iii

27. जब स्टेटस कॉपी होने लग जाए तो समझ लो तरक्की कर रहे हो .

28. Dusaro की अपेक्षा अगर आपको सफलता, यदि देर से मिले तो निराश नही होना चाहिये क्योँकि मक़ान बनने से ज्यादा समय महल बनने मेँ लगता है||

29. ऐसा जीवन जियो कि अगर कोई आपकी बुराई भी करे तो कोई उस पर विश्वास ना करे।

30. तुम्हारा दिल है या किसी मंत्री का इस्तीफा, कब से मांग रहा हूँ, दे ही नहीं रही हो..

31. ” बात ” उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ” बात ” होती है..!

32. वो भी आधी रात को निकलता है और मैं भी …… फिर क्यों उसे “चाँद” और मुझे “आवारा” कहते हैं लोग …. ?

33. उसके हाथ की गिरिफ्त ढीली पड़ी तो महसूस हुआ यही वो जगह है जहाँ रास्ता बदलना है…

34. सूरज सितारे चाँद मेरे साथ मेँ रहे जब तक तुम्हारे हाथ मेरे हाथ में रहे शाख़ों से टूट जाये वो पत्ते नहीं हम आँधी से कोई कह दे कि औक़ात में रहे.

35. सूखे होंटों पे ही होती हैं मीठी बातें प्यास जब बुझ जाये तो लहजे बदल जाते हैं …..!!

36. Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!

37. tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega… 

38. Humne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.

39. aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

40. Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

41. 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.

42. Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.

43. ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.

44. Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.

45. per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.

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46. तू मोहब्बत है मेरी इसीलिए दूर है मुझसे…अगर जिद होती तो शाम तक बाहों में होती ।

47. हथियार तो सिर्फ सोंख के लिए रखा करते हे ,,,,,खौफ के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे ।

48. पसंन्द आया तो दिल में ,,,,नही तो दिमाग में भी नही ।

49. शायरी का बादशाह हुं और कलम मेरी रानी,,,,,अल्फाज़ मेरे गुलाम है, बाकी रब की महेरबानी ।

50. खुद ही दे जाओगे तो बेहतर है..!
वरना हम दिल चुरा भी लेते हैं..!

51. तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,
हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!

52. !Pyar kiya nahi jata pyar to ho jata hai….

53. आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!

54. Zindgi bhut choti hai….hamesha haste rahe!

55. Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..

56. !Zindgi ka pata nahi kab ruk jaye ,Is lye Apna Supne Jaldi pure kore..

57. Aksar Diya wohi bhujate hai … jo pehle usse Rosan karte hai

58. Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log vase hi badnaam karte rehte hai!!

59. !!Bimaar Admi ke saath koi, bimaar nahi ho jaata hai…

60. Jo beet gya use socha nahi karte ,!jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte…

61. काश कि वो लौट आयें मुझसे यह कहने, कि तुम कौन होते हो मुझसे बिछड़ने वाले..!!!

62. हद से बढ़ जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ..

63. जिस्म से होने वाली मुहब्बत का इज़हार आसान होता है. रुह से हुई मुहब्बत को समझाने में ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है..

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65. हद से बढ़ जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ..

66. कितना कुछ जानता होगा वो शख्स मेरे बारे में मेरे मुस्कुराने पर भी जिसने पूछ लिया की तुम उदास क्यों हो.

67. तुम्हारे हँसने की वजह बनना चाहता हूँ , बस इतना हैं तुमसे कहना………।

68. दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं, हमें बताता क्यों नहीं ये राज़ कोई, दिल अगर अपना है तो किसी और के बस में क्यों है

69. ज़िन्दगी प्यारी और बहुत प्यारी है पर सिर्फ तब तक जब तक मैं तेरा और तूँ सिर्फ मेरी है।

70. तू नाराज न रहा कर तुझे वास्ता है खुदा का…एक तेरा ही चेहरा खुश देख कर तो मैं अपना गम भुलाता हूँ।

71. उनकी चाहत में हम कुछ यूँ बंधे हैं कि वो साथ भी नहीं और हम अकेले भी नहीं…!

72. मेरी दिल की दिवार पर तस्वीर हो तेरी.. और तेरे हाथों में हो तकदीर मेरी।